English

Noun

penii

1. (nonstandard, proscribed, often humorous) plural form of ****
   • 1991 August 22, "eiverso", <eive...@cms.cc.wayne.edu>, "Flat-chested female characters (was Re: Overweight characters)", rec.arts.comics, Usenet:

     To further the comparison, not only are some men's penii (plural) larger, you can't exercise a **** to make it bigger

   • 1997 [2004 reprint], Matt Ruff & Tom Stoppard, Sewer, Gas and Electric: The Public Works Trilogy, Grove Press, p. 67:

     [T]he United States Supreme Court had determined […] that artificial testicles were kosher under this law, but prosthetic penii clearly were not.

   • 2007 May 6, Stefan Gates, "Taboo foods", Cooking in the Danger Zone, BBC:

     More dog willies. What’s with the ****? Why so many penii?

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